You Have Everything in China if you Have Enough to Spend

In China we have,

French Fries,

Walmart,

Commie-Rice.

In China we have,

Sucky sucky,

Five dolla,

Takey takey,

Capital-a (pigs).

In China we want,

Hell.

In Hell they want,

Ice Water.

So in China we want,

Ice Machine and

Drinking Water,

Movie Screens and,

Field Soccer.

Come to China,

We Have....

EVERYTHING....

including Starbucks.